how to play it cool around your boyfriend’s parents: a guide by simon monroe
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
cAN YOu NOT…
“You,” he said, “are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.”
AZIZ & KANYE
[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys
i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
Cheap plane tickets, that’s all I ask for
"you can’t stay in your sweatpants for an entire week"